My oh my… that
behind on that Rottweiler
I pee on what I
want, some call me a colonizer
I chase tails and
balls all around the house
But I am not a
cat, so I will not catch that mouse
When my human
leaves the house I begin to cry out
And on special
occasions I will sleep on the couch
I love it when
the humans rub and scratch
And the best
feeling is finding that perfect patch of grass
Some people say I
am the human’s best friend
Because I will
guard the house from mailmen to the earth’s end
When I sleep I cannot
hold back those innocent toots
And when my butt
itches I cannot help but to scoot
In the art of
pottey training, I have been tutored
But I am no
longer alpha, for I have been neutered
Whenever I roll
over, I will receive a treat I have been told
But I always get
frostbite because my nose is cold
Sometimes I am
punished because I am a dirty slob
But I know my
human will always love me, because I am his dog
